Verbatim Conversation

caitlin says:
im over him a lot more now
caitlin says:
going home helped
harvey says:
yeah
harvey says:
you have to get away for a bit
harvey says:
plus sleep around
caitlin says:
ha yeah
harvey says:
i had more sex in the 6 months after Ally than i had in my entire life before her
harvey says:
it soothes the pain for about….3 minutes
harvey says:
i hate that first few days/weeks though… when you’re dying for a root
harvey says:
but you’re way too desperate and shitty to get one

Lauri says:
Hi
harvey says:
hello?
Lauri says:
hey, A/S/L?
harvey says:
do i know you?
Lauri says:
hey whats up babe, U got a webcam? finally someone adds me, I am soo fuckin horny today for some reason lol
harvey says:
where did you find me?
Lauri says:
listen hun, I\’m just about to start my webcam show with jen, come chat me there in my chat room? We can cyber, I\’ll get naked if u do..lol!
harvey says:
this is such a spam bot
Lauri says:
I can show u how to watch if u promise not to tell anyone else how to do it???PLEASE
harvey says:
what the hell does that mean?
Lauri says:
well since its the law that u gotta be 18 (nudity involved), u have to sign up with a credit card for age verification! BUT.. Once you are inside, just clikc on \”Webcams\” let me know what name you use to sign in with so I know it\’s you babe! http://janeh.lovelocalgirls.com fill out the bottom of the page then fill out the next page as well and u can see me live!
harvey says:
you aren’t real
Lauri says:
Please dont mention anything about that in the chatroom once u get in ok?
harvey says:
suck my dick robot whore
Lauri says:
OH SHIT.. k I\’m late to start my show, I gotta get off msn…I\’ll see ya inside my chatroom babe.. remember not to mention that I am upgrading u… You can use your msn name to sign in so i know it\’s you..

at work, shooting the shit with a couple of truck drivers…

DRIVER1: I got produce and dairy loads.

ME: Probably meat too right?

DRIVER1: Yeah I got 3 dockets. There’ll be cow on there.

ME: Not alive I hope.

DRIVER2: Live cow? Nah, she’ll be at my house.

ME: That’s a bit harsh.

DRIVER2: Harsh but fair.

from MSN

harvey says:
when Ally dumped me I watched the movie Factotum every night for a week. Bukowski saved me from madness.

in honour of that here are some quotes from the wonderful movie Factotum:

Henry Chinaski: I lost a woman.
Old Black Man: Yeah, well, you’ll have others. You’ll lose them, too.

-

Henry Chinaski: Jan was an excellent fuck. She had a tight pussy. And she took it like it was a knife that was killing her.

-

Pickle Factory boss: Writer huh? Are you sure?
Henry Chinaski: No, I’m not. I’m halfway through a novel.
Pickle Factory boss: What’s it about?
Henry Chinaski: Everything.
Pickle Factory boss: It’s about… cancer?
Henry Chinaski: Yes.
Pickle Factory boss: How about my wife?
Henry Chinaski: She’s in there too.

-

Henry Chinaski: Amazing how grimly we hold on to our misery, the energy we burn fueling our anger. Amazing how one moment, we can be snarling like a beast, then a few moments later, forgetting what or why. Not hours of this, or days, or months, or years of this… But decades. Lifetimes completely used up, given over to the pettiest rancor and hatred. Finally, there is nothing here for death to take away.

-

Henry Chinaski: If you’re going to try, go all the way. Otherwise don’t even start. This could mean losing girlfriends, wives, relatives, jobs. And maybe your mind. It could mean not eating for three or four days. It could mean freezing on a park bench. It could mean jail. It could mean derision. It could mean mockery, isolation. Isolation is the gift. All the others are a test of your endurance. Of how much you really want to do it. And you’ll do it, despite rejection in the worst odds. And it will be better than anything else you can imagine. If you’re going to try, go all the way. There is no other feeling like that. You will be alone with the gods. And the nights will flame with fire. You will ride life straight to perfect laughter. It’s the only good fight there is.

Heres to you Hank, you beautiful bastard!

in bed with her…

ME: Damn, I almost had a heart attack. Hey, do you… you know, when you burp and then suddenly you think you might throw up? Has that ever happened to you? You’re halfway through a burp and then it’s like “Uh oh! Here comes some sick!”.

sslop says:
i subscribe to z magazine. all very anarchistic and pinko.
sslop says:
that is mostly all i read, apart from papers i find on train carriages.
harvey says:
yeah
harvey says:
im a great newspaper train scab too
sslop says:
heh, i often walk through carriage after carriage until i find a paper to read, searching for an mx even.
harvey says:
hahaha yes!
harvey says:
evenone lousy Mx!
sslop says:
if it is a long trip i stoop to such lows.
harvey says:
Mxis sooooo bad
harvey says:
i love finding a SMH
harvey says:
its gold
harvey says:
i get free newspapers at work
sslop says:
heh.
harvey says:
DT
SMH
FInancial Review
The Australian
harvey says:
surprisingly the Financial Review is quite good
sslop says:
i flick to the pathetic pages about people lusting over other train people and i feel my life is not so bad.
harvey says:
i love that section. it’s so…. it’s just so…..
sslop says:
heh, yes.
sslop says:
trainwreck-ishly rewarding.

Transfer of “suzanne vega - 16 - world before columbus -.mp3″ is complete.

sslop says:
“i sat next to you on thursday and you tilted your head to the left. was it to protect yourself from the explosion, or were you leaning towards me?”

bec says:
think about yourself, what you look like, and what you could get
harvey says:
umm
harvey says:
i reckon i could get about a 6
harvey says:
maybe a 7

my high school is having a class reunion. nothing ever changes, the facebook group is full of fighting…

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oh the drama!

ROB: Look, it’s a special sea-living wombat.

ME: Aquabat.

at work… talking shit with a fellow employee…

ME: Do you ever wake up with a stiff neck? No, you probably wake up with stiff other things eh? Am I right? Hey, can you hear me?

HIM: (distracted) What did you say? The stiff weather donkey over there???

ME: What the fuck are you talking about? I asked if you ever wake up with a stiff neck.

HIM: Oh. Only if I’m getting sick.

ME: I guess I must be sleeping wrong.

HIM: I don’t sleep wrong ’cause I’m not retarded like you.

ME: You’re fucking deaf. Deaf, dumb and blind. Like Tommy.

HIM: Who?

ME: Yeah, The Who. Tommy, the album by the Who. You know? Pinball Wizard.

HIM: Never heard of it.

ME: You what? ‘Cause you don’t know any music older than 2 seconds.

HIM: Fuck you.

ME: Tommy was the first album I ever got.

HIM: Isn’t that sweet.

ME: (listening to the Woolworths instore radio) Is that Sarah Blasko?

HIM: Yep.

ME: She’s ok.

HIM: They play a bunch of her songs now. They changed the playlist, they play a bunch of good songs now.

ME: Yeah I heard Van Morrison’s kick-arse cover of Bob Dylan’s “Baby Blue” the other day.

HIM: Yeah they play a bunch of covers now. They even have a cover of a Jimmy Eat World song.

ME: Jimmy Eat World? What the fuck?

HIM: Shutup, I like Jimmy Eat World.

ME: Yeah you look like you like shitty punk music.